[ It's a brief memo from Vyonation's VP of Data Collection, Leslie Koltuv, illustrating their new strategy for the algorithmic data mining of neural implants. This strategy would collect a number of search strings that would illustrate an image of potential buying habits among different classes of New Amsterdam citizens. The goal of this project isn't to collect purchases made, but potential purchases and thought streams that lead to a consumer buying habits of a "non-purchase." The memo is void of humanity, and straight to the point.
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A favor: Please please let me know if you're wandering off into some uncharted territory. There are bodies EVERYWHERE and I don't want to spend forever looking for yours if you go missing. Or just like not contribute to the body pile at all that'd be even better. Way better.
They may have disabled my gene-warrior augmentations, but I am still physically stronger and faster than the average human. Any non-superhuman human, if I am being honest. But I appreciate your concern. I promise I will not add any bodies of any kind to any piles I come across.
Edited (God damn teach me to tag on an iPad) 2019-06-28 18:34 (UTC)
[his messages not going through to the right people... he gives up]
it's when someone wants to talk but you just stand beside them and constantly keep feeding them pretzels and they can't get a single word out so you're testing your own reflexes but at the same time their composure as they chomp through to get words out without spitting it all to the floor
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Please please let me know if you're wandering off into some uncharted territory.
There are bodies EVERYWHERE and I don't want to spend forever looking for yours if you go missing.
Or just like not contribute to the body pile at all that'd be even better. Way better.
@prom.argentum, misfire
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They may have disabled my gene-warrior augmentations, but I am still physically stronger and faster than the average human.
Any non-superhuman human, if I am being honest.
But I appreciate your concern.
I promise I will not add any bodies of any kind to any piles I come across.
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Not just people who came here with us, but monsters that came from behind the walls.
Like, actual monster-y monsters.
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Human monsters?
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Like a bad lab experiment.
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Even though I'm not sure what a "pretzel threshold" could be.
[ Is it a sex thing. ]
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it's when someone wants to talk but you just stand beside them and constantly keep feeding them pretzels and they can't get a single word out so you're testing your own reflexes but at the same time their composure as they chomp through to get words out without spitting it all to the floor
[hm,]